Anthropomorphic Personification

I am the Pin Cushion Queen. "She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs, via thevoicecalledcheesecake)

subbysarie:

dragon-of-the-stars:

thinkingingallifreyan:

evannabadasslovegood:

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

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Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

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Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME

Beautiful

(via mister-queer-deer)

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

(via andreaisabitofahermit)

today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

(Source: impactings, via life-begins-at-the-end)

jupitercrash6120:

sa-m0an:

contrahan:

pizzabukkake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

the patriarchy extends into fatherhood once again in a display of ownership. sorry, dads, you don’t own your daughters.

This is different than the standard “you’re not allowed to date my daughter because I said so”

This is him protecting someone who means the world to him. He didn’t say that his daughter couldn’t date, just that he wants the people that date her, to take care of her and love her, not hurt her. That’s not “ownership”, that’s loving someone and wanting them to be happy with the person they want to date.

Good dads give a shit about who treats their kid like crap, good dads don’t throw their daughters to the wolves and watch as they get devoured and broken.

^^^agreed. There’s nothing wrong with this.

No there must be something wrong with it because it’s a man speaking about a woman and having an opinion. That’s how Tumblr works isn’t it?

(via super-special-awesome)

teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

(via amadgirlinabox)

All I wanted yesterday was a burger and I never had one .__.
God dammit that’s the first thing I’m doing when I get into town.

Because I have to go in and fork out even MORE money today because council tax.

Fuck England ._.

source-of-consciousness asked: Oh right. I remember I nearly passed out from mine because I had a lot to drink the night before and nobody told me I shouldn't drink because it thins the blood add that with a 2 hour session and a lot of colouring. Horrible feeling, but I had my tattoo and I was chuffed! Also, a licensed taxi driver cannot refuse you or charge you more if you've already paid, unless you agreed to the fair going up.

Yeah it’s rough in the body hey.

Ugh…
I don’t think it makes me feel better knowing I could have refused to pay him the extra :(

sonneillonv:

kzuryuus:

collowrath:

If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.

A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.

And now, the weather.

(via desex-your-ecks)